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A prominent supporter of republican mike huckabees presidential run in 2008, norris has authored books and made numerous television. Some jobless guys from usa went on to raise him to urban legend status just because he was the first usian to do roundhouse kicks on the big screen. Chuck norris books list of books by author chuck norris. A musthave paean to the archetypical american male and a bible of all things chuck, the truth about chuck norris is easily the most important book of all time. Chuck norris has 24 books on goodreads with 24082 ratings.
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